Rand Paul’s Many Faces May 21, 2010Posted by Mary W. Matthews in Humor, Politics.
Now that he’s beaten the unethical jerk Republican in the Kentucky primary, Rand Paul is eliciting much glee on the left with his far-right libertarian views, and a deafening silence from the few rational people left on the right. Myself, I’m obsessed with how out-of-balance his face is. Check it out. Here’s his official portrait:
Now look what happens when you make portraits out of each half of Rand Paul’s face:
To me, this looks like two different men — or three, if you count Rand Paul himself! For those of you who remember Laugh-In: I think the Paul on the left looks slightly like Rowan, and the Paul on the right looks a lot like Martin.
And all three have these funny little devil-horns of hair. The next time Rand Paul has an official portrait made, he should brush his hair first, and he should avoid standing near a bright window that casts disconcerting reflections on the left side of his face.