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Rand Paul’s Many Faces May 21, 2010

Posted by Mary W. Matthews in Humor, Politics.

Now that he’s beaten the unethical jerk Republican in the Kentucky primary, Rand Paul is eliciting much glee on the left with his far-right libertarian views, and a deafening silence from the few rational people left on the right. Myself, I’m obsessed with how out-of-balance his face is. Check it out. Here’s his official portrait:

Rand Paul, official portrait by Gage Skidmore

Rand Paul, official portrait by Gage Skidmore

Now look what happens when you make portraits out of each half of Rand Paul’s face:

First composite half Second composite half

To me, this looks like two different men — or three, if you count Rand Paul himself! For those of you who remember Laugh-In: I think the Paul on the left looks slightly like Rowan, and the Paul on the right looks a lot like Martin.

And all three have these funny little devil-horns of hair. The next time Rand Paul has an official portrait made, he should brush his hair first, and he should avoid standing near a bright window that casts disconcerting reflections on the left side of his face.



1. Liberty&Love - April 19, 2012

Haha! What a silly post. Are you a closet communist? Probably so…
Rand Paul is nice looking. I’d like to see a picture of you.

2. Liberty&Love - April 19, 2012

Oh and everyone takes a bad picture now and then. Is that your pic below this post?

3. Love&Liberty - April 19, 2012

If that is your picture below, you really have no room to talk. Lol…the ninja turtles come to mind! Oh how pathetic little atheistic hobgoblins are. I bet you just love globalist control and the mega banks who are screwing humanity and the economy. I bet your heroes are Bill and Melinda Gates, Al Gore, Mao, Stalin and Hitler…oh and you probably really have special dreams about that Zionist scum Bill Maher. Lol.

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