Jesus Has a Message for Fundamentalists February 23, 2011Posted by Mary W. Matthews in Humor, Religion & Theology.
To Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church; to Glenn Beck; to the Dominionists who have taken over Colorado Springs; to bibliolaters who believe that the Earth is flat, hares chew their cuds, and pi equals exactly three because the Bible says so — to you and others I haven’t thought of yet, Jesus has a message for you.
The long form of Jesus’s message: love your enemies; bless those who curse you; pray for those who persecute you; and forgive seventy times seven. Do NOT hate your enemies, excoriate gays, liberals, and other “evil” people; abuse mourners; or try to impose your theocracy upon people who not only don’t agree with you, they think you’re idolatrous heretics.
Here’s the SHORT form of Jesus’s message to bibliolaters, haters, and self-righteous Christian Pharisees: